Welcome to the website of the American Association of Patriots.

We are an organization dedicated to defending our country, our Lord, and the most precious of all his creations: fluffy little kittens.

Our nation is under siege. Under siege from illegals, from liberals, from atheists, from the socialist oligarchs of Europe who desire to tear down the walls of our shining city on a hill. With our cats by our side, the American Association of Patriots have pledged to defend our country furever! America has no greater resource than our cats. Soft and furry on our laps, stealthy assassins of the night to our foes, America will stand or fall by the strength of their meows and the sting of their claws. It is our proud duty to publish informational pamphlets to help you educate and raise your cat to be the best little fluffy friend they can be.

Whether you need to teach your cat about the safe handling of a firearm, warn them of the evils of purrnography, or give them the wisdom to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, the AAP has a guide to help with those difficult conversations that every cat owner dreads.

What’s New?

The American Association of Patriots is purroud to announce that our first full length book will be coming out this fall, published by the esteemed citizens at Crown Publishing, the same publishers who put out books by fearless thinkers like Ann Coulter and Bill O'Reilly! The book will contain expanded versions of the three pamphlets currently in print, as well as five never-before-seen pamphlets on topics such as drugs, online safety, and the dangers of Satanism.

This is a book no patriotic cat, or their owner, should be without! Don't purrcrastinate, buy your copy today!