Show off your purrtriotism by purchasing our official American Association of Patriots books and merchandise.
Do you get embarrassed when talking to your kitten about puberty? Are you concerned that your cat might become addicted to drugs? Do you live in fear that your cat might become one of the thousands of cats injured or killed every year in gun accidents? Then don't pawse for even one second! Buy this book right now! Only "How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety" will help your cat prepare for all the dangers of our modern world, from satanists and homosexuals to cyber-criminals and illegal immigrants.
Every year millions of Persian, Siamese, and Mexican Hairless cats attempt to enter our nation illegally, stealing jobs and cardboard boxes from hardworking American cats. Let everyone in your town know you're not going to stand for this anymore with an official American Association of Patriots bumper sticker - printed on weather-resistant vinyl in the USA!
Compliment your bumper sticker with one of our buttons, with three different proud, patriotic cats to choose from.